The best a.k.a. most neurodivergent pasta sauce of all time

I’m entirely sincere. This recipe is both the easiest and the tastiest sauce it’s possible to make in half an hour with three ingredients. Most of the time is waiting. If you set a timer, you can’t screw it up (as long as you respond to timers.) And the only equipment you need is a saucepan, a knife, and a timer.

As far as authenticity, I learned this from someone who was posting their Italian grandmother’s recipes. It’s authentic, and it works.

NONNA’S NON-INVOLVEMENT PASTA SAUCE

INGREDIENTS:

1 large can tomato puree (1 lb/450g)

1 stick/ 4 oz butter (reduce by half if you are reducing fat, but it is not optional, butter is necessary for this dish to work)

1/2 a white onion, whole i.e. skinned but not sliced

salt and sugar to taste

METHOD:

Put the first three ingredients in a saucepan with a lid. Do not cook the onion, just stick it in the cold tomato puree. Likewise the butter, just shove the cold butter into the cold tomato puree.

Bring it all to a simmer then cook for 20-40 minute, stirring occasionally.

That’s literally it. Take out the softened onion then add salt and sugar to taste. Add 1 tsp baking soda if you are sensitive to acidic foods. Serve with any pasta, sprinkled with herbs & cheese as you like.

If you want a canned pasta experience (sometimes you want spaghetti hoops on toast and/or Chef Boyardee and I’m not here to judge you) take a couple scoops of sauce and thin with water and use as the cooking water for your pasta, then add more sauce to the cooked pasta until it tastes good. If you need those little gristly bits of meat in there, that’s on you, sort yourself out.

A look back to the very first Indie Author Spotlight with Kashel Char

Though I’ve been swapping mentions with authors since I started my readers club newsletter (one of the best ways to start building subscribers) I only started the Spotlight earlier this year. Kashel Char was my first author, and I’m always intrigued with their daring approach to science fiction and romance and the ways these can intersect. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it, but I could kind of go for being a blue-skinned alien’s intergalactic mate. Seems like I’d have to do a lot less laundry.

Kidding aside, indie authors are the vanguard of the publishing industry and I will not be taking questions, you can just take that as a fact. No one is more inventive, daring, or diverse, and I love that for us.

From the author’s bio:

I am a Canadian speculative fiction author, writing in the genres of science fiction, fantasy, and paranormal.

My writing explores who we are, where we come from, and where we are going as a human race on Earth. 

I enjoy weaving and exploring questions and subjects about our history and origin by creating new, exciting worlds and characters. My stories are unpredictable, twisted with a dash of humor, and centered on gay characters. 

You will question your existence among these worlds and wish you could escape to these places filled with foul-mouthed heroes who struggle and strive to save humankind.

I hope you’ve discovered something that excites and intrigues you. Please share your thoughts by leaving a review, visiting my website, or contacting me to learn more about my latest works.


Discover Kashel’s books here: https://kashelchar.com/

Rewriting the rules of magic with Benjamin Twigg

Sometimes you’re the Chosen One, and sometimes you’re the Chosen One’s dad…

You know me, I love any twist on a genre standard (like Magical Teen) so I’m glad to see books like this. More middle aged protagonists, please!

DAD MAGIC

Welcome to Spellford
A city where enchanted coffee shops serve lattes with a side of prophecy, and fried chicken is delivered to your door in mere seconds. Here, Brent Abernathy, an ordinary dad with a not-so-ordinary past, is about to have his world flipped upside down. His teenage daughter. Victoria. Is not just any teen: she is the key to an unimaginable power. And sinister forces have taken notice.
Armed with nothing but his wits, some dad jokes, and the help of his half-orc best friend. Paxton Grimtusk. A loveable geek with a heart of gold. Brent sets out on a spellbinding adventure.
As secrets unravel and betrayals sting like cursed nettles Brent finds himself tangled in an age-old conspiracy that threatens the balance of magic itself. To save Victoria, he will need more than just a dad bod and fire spells. He’ll have to face down ancient forces and do the impossible: rewrite the rules of magic.


Benjamin Twigg is a fantasy writer from Australia. As a queer author, Ben strives to write stories that have authentic representation, queer joy and a sense of wonder.
As a child, Ben dreamed of being a fantasy author and dived into those books, devouring the stories and world they created. As an adult, his love for fantasy world-building continued with role-playing video games, and he has racked up hundreds of hours of gameplay, immersing himself in character stories with amazing arcs.

Poetic ponderings from DAJ 2020

I like to make space for all writers on this platform so enjoy this departure from our usual featured fiction to delve into the poetic mind of DAJ 2020.

“Emotions” is an ocean of tears and clouds of hope. It contain conversations between my mind, heart, and soul. As you read through the feathers of my thoughts, I hope you get something from my angels and demons. Even from the cries of men one can row a boat in life to prosperity and emotional purity.

“Emotions” is a rare gem, a collection of joy, pain and sorrow. Magnetic words that draw you in and captivate you.” (DAPHAROAH69, award winning and best selling author of “THE KING OF EROTICA” and “LAW OF BEASTS” )

From the author’s bio:

DAJ2020, is a proud son of the African soil and a multi-talented, award winning certified “God of Poetry”.
He’s a creative introvert who irons his words before delivery.
He is a self-taught poet, model, artiste and writer with a miraculous gift of baptizing words to heal souls.
Born and raised in the Pearl of Africa, East Africa. A ride with him is worth a thousand cups of coffee and a million years of adventure, knowledge and wisdom. Let’s roll.

Learn more here: https://www.instagram.com/daj_african_ug

Find their book Emotions here: https://a.co/d/5lOw8fx

Now playing on the Historical Romance Sampler podcast…

We’re back with another author profile except this one’s about…me!

Catch my interview and reading on Katherine Grant’s podcast The Historical Romance Sampler, where we talk about the power of fiction and why Jessica is the best Sweet Valley High twin. As well I read from my gay Regency romance An Inconvenient Earl.

(Please enjoy this sarcastic promo image, because apparently putting the word ‘Gay’ on your book cover isn’t enough of an indicator for some people who think queer identities should come with a trigger warning.)

Find my episode here (or search for Historical Romance Sampler on your favorite podcast service): https://katherinegrantromance.com/historical-romance-sampler-podcast/will-forrest-samples-an-inconvenient-earl

Magical musical murder with A.C. Merkel

One of my favorite things about indie publishing is the diversity of storytelling! Not just DEI-style diversity where every voice is represented, but real diversity of stories, where we can tell any story we like. Today’s Spotlight is on A.C. Merkel, who blends fantasy with political consciousness and rock and roll to tell a story like no other!

HER NAME IS MURDER

“We can’t waltz forever, Grant.”
“We can damn well try.”

Magical musician Murder LaVoe is tired of running. She’s been running for almost 500 years. When you don’t age, people take it personally. She has returned 40 years later to her favorite borough in New York City.
Her hope?
To finally settle down and hide her secret by taking the identities of falsified heirs.
A public attempt on the life of her Rock-N-Roll alter ego, Lady Dreamscapes.
A chance meeting of subservient immortals in need.
threaten to take away the life she holds so dear. Can NYPD detective Grant Noble III solve her mysteries in time to save her?
Or is it him that needs saving?

A.C. Merkel is the author and creator of The Lady Dreamscapes series and Witch Vs. Witch, infusing magical tales with a musical heartbeat 💓 🎻 🎸 🌈

A maze of monsters with Sarah Cook

Welcome to the next installment of the Indie Author Spotlight, my ongoing series highlighting the latest in independent storytelling. Today’s featured author is Sarah Cook.

Promotional graphic for Sarah Cook's book A Maze of Monsters of Men, showing the book's cover against a backdrop of stars.

Set in 1900, A Maze of Monsters & Men sees two rival archaeologists, and ex-lovers, leading opposing expeditions to Crete. However, whilst on the island, they are both called to labyrinth seated at the heart of the mountain… And a minotaur who is willing to love them both.

Sarah Cook is a historical fiction author who writes about the Victorians in all sorts of japes. Her debut novel Diary of Murders is a dark erotic murder mystery. She plans to finish the series whilst also releasing an upcoming Victorian sports romance and a dark fantasy.

“You open your safe and find ashes.”

As authors, we are constantly on the receiving end of all sorts of advice about how to promote our work, much of which rely on magical thinking and/or spending a lot of money (or both.) Selling books in person, selling books at a discount, selling yourself as a brand, but for pure return on your investment, nothing beats giving away free books.

I’m not handing out paperbacks on the street, but I’m not the only one who believes in the power of free. Attract abundance by being abundant. Give books to everyone who wants one: that’s how you win fans for life.

Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.”

― Annie Dillard, The Writing Life

Readers win too, because *ahem* book tastes are subjective. I honestly don’t expect everyone in the world to enjoy what I write. I would rather you read my free stories and decide that my work isn’t to your liking than make you pay money for a book that you end up hating. Costco has it right: give away as many free samples as you can. Your fans will find their way to you.

Visit my Free Reads page for bonus material from my series and some standalone shorts. I’ll be adding to the page in the next few months as I build up to the release of a series I’ve been working on for ten years. Mary Mac and her band of merry perverts have some deep lore, y’all. I have stories for years.

E.M. Denning: soft & steamy

Welcome to the first edition of the Indie Author Spotlight!

I’ve been running this on my author newsletter for the past few years, but I thought it would make a fun feature here as I try to relaunch this page. So let’s say hi to my first victim–I mean awesome indie author: E.M. Denning.

A promotional graphic for E.M. Denning's story 'Up in Flames'

UP IN FLAMES

A grieving man trying to cope after the best day of his life becomes his worst.
A firefighter determined to keep his head down and stay in the closet.

E.M. Denning has more than twenty romance novels under her belt and has become an author you can rely on to bring you emotionally endearing, soft and fuzzy, steamy stories. She is well known among her friends for her love of naps and sarcasm. She spends her free time reading as many romance novels as she can get her hands on.

Next: Historical Japes with Sarah Cook

The Indie Author Spotlight – a brief introduction

One of the best things about independent AKA self-publishing is the variety of stories we are telling. Publishing companies are under pressure to sign *profitable* authors, but when has the profit motive ever produced the best art?

The best stories are happening underground. Indie publishing is all about helping each other. My book might not be your next favorite, but I bet you’ll love something by one of my friends. I have been profiling fellow authors on my newsletter for a few years now, and thought this blog would be a good platform to expand the reach of this feature. Anything to get me off ordinary social media…

I’ll be back in a few days with the first installment of this new series. Or join my readers club if you want to find out more about my books: http://willforrest.com/newsletter/